We live in an amazing technological age. We can connect with people virtually anywhere on the planet, and breaking news is instantly at our fingertips. Unfortunately, technology is not without it's hiccups as we witnessed earlier today. President Obama sat in the Oval Office today expecting to field hard-hitting questions from recent Columbia University graduates in an online chat room. Instead, hackers replaced the graduates' questions with inane statements that a group of mothers had with an infant during a recent baby shower. The full transcript follows in its entirety.
President Obama: Good morning, Columbia University graduates! I want to start off by congratulating you all on your graduation. It is no small feat to receive a diploma from such a prestigious university, and I'm excited for you to shape our world in the years to come.
Columbia Graduates: Hi!
Obama.: Hello, there! It's good to be with you.
Graduates: How are you?!
Obama: It's not too often I get asked that. Well, I'm good, all things considered. I spent a relaxing fourth of July weekend at home with the family and took in some fantastic fireworks. Can't complain.
Graduates: Hi!
Obama : Hello, again!
Graduates: Who's a big boy?
Obama: I'm sorry?
Graduates: Who's a big boy?
Obama: I'm not quite sure what you're getting at.
Graduates: Looks like someone needs a change.
Obama: When it comes time to campaign again we will hit the ground running. We're looking forward to it. The GOP seems to have some strong candidates, but we are just at the tip of the iceberg of what this administration has planned to do.
Graduates: Hi!
Obama: Yes, hello. You are an excited group it seems.
Graduates: Are you ticklish?
Obama: Am I ticklish? I suppose you could ask Michelle about that one. (laughs)
Graduates: You're such a little cutie!
Obama: Alright then.
Graduates: nom nom nom nom nom!
Obama: I think that one was a typo.
Graduates: I'm gonna get you!
Upon receiving the last question, the communication was immediately shut down and a full investigation of all 2011 Columbia University Graduates was launched.
President Obama: Good morning, Columbia University graduates! I want to start off by congratulating you all on your graduation. It is no small feat to receive a diploma from such a prestigious university, and I'm excited for you to shape our world in the years to come.
Columbia Graduates: Hi!
Obama.: Hello, there! It's good to be with you.
Graduates: How are you?!
Obama: It's not too often I get asked that. Well, I'm good, all things considered. I spent a relaxing fourth of July weekend at home with the family and took in some fantastic fireworks. Can't complain.
Graduates: Hi!
Obama : Hello, again!
Graduates: Who's a big boy?
Obama: I'm sorry?
Graduates: Who's a big boy?
Obama: I'm not quite sure what you're getting at.
Graduates: Looks like someone needs a change.
Obama: When it comes time to campaign again we will hit the ground running. We're looking forward to it. The GOP seems to have some strong candidates, but we are just at the tip of the iceberg of what this administration has planned to do.
Graduates: Hi!
Obama: Yes, hello. You are an excited group it seems.
Graduates: Are you ticklish?
Obama: Am I ticklish? I suppose you could ask Michelle about that one. (laughs)
Graduates: You're such a little cutie!
Obama: Alright then.
Graduates: nom nom nom nom nom!
Obama: I think that one was a typo.
Graduates: I'm gonna get you!
Upon receiving the last question, the communication was immediately shut down and a full investigation of all 2011 Columbia University Graduates was launched.
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